Accept no lesser evil!
- We shall build a wall on the shores of the South China Sea to keep out the continued Continental invasion and chemical war on the North Pacific Democratic Confederation.
- There will be free, mandatory breading and ranch dip for all swimmers more than 100 yards from shore.
- Coffee is a basic staple, and NPDC coffee prices will be regulated at $0.50 per 8oz cup once I have become God-Emperor.
- The Dead will rise from their graves, and their votes will be counted.
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